Har Aadmi Ko Bibi Ka (feat. Kishore Kumar)

har aadami ko bivi ka gulaam hona chaahiye
ghar mein aate jaate hi salaam hona chaahiye
pranaam hona chaahiye salaam hona chaahiye

are mood mein ho ye laxmi jo sabhi sukhon ki daata
par bigad jaaye to ban jaaye saaxaat kaalika maata
mard ki haalat mard hi jaane koyi samajh na paaye
idhar hai bivi udhar naukari bich mein jhole khaaye
bivi ko sambhaale naukariya chhuut jaaye re
lekin lekin kuchh bhi ho jaaye
are ghar ko banaaye rakhane ko ye kaam hona chaahiye
shrimati ji ko bilkul aaraam hona chaahiye

aaj hamaari shaadi ki saalagirah thi tumhein ghar jaldi aana tha
ham donon ko baahar jaana tha kisi bade hotal mein khaana tha
ab kaun banaayega khaana khaana pakaayega tumhaara divaana
aaj aisa pakaayuunga ungali chaategi

ye aata hai ye chaaval hai ye daal hai ye chaaval hai
ya hai kela ye keli karela kareli
ye muuli bichaari akeli akeli
khaana chatapata aur masaaledaar
ab aa jaao meri sarakaar
tumhein pukaarein
pahale aap na na na pahale aap
har aadami ko bivi ka