Why Do I Love You?

You stay up late, make my back sore,
You always scream when you want more,
You throw your food upon the floor
So why do I love you?

Oh, why do I love you?
Why do I love you?
I wonder what the answer is?
Oh, why do I love you?

Every night you kick and fight,
You're immature. You're impolite.
If you had teeth, I know you'd bite,
So why do I love you?

You scream, you cry, you yell, you shreik.
I wish that you'd learn how to speak.
Your temper tantrums last a week.
So why do I love you?

I wonder why you are upset?
Why is your diaper always wet?
You pooh and pee on me and yet
Oh why do I love you?