Merry Freakin' Christmas

Feliz Natal Pirado

Merry Freakin' Christmas

Bem, eu acordei naquela noite para fazer xixi
Well, I woke up that night to take a pee
Decidi olhar debaixo da árvore
Decided to look under the tree
Bem, o que eu vejo? Oh, era ele, enchendo a meia para mim
Well, what did I see? Oh it was he, stuffing the stocking for me
Era o meu pai
It was my dad
Ele disse: filho, você está chegando 19. Está na hora de encarar a realidade.
He said: son, you're going on 19. It's time to face reality
Não existe Papai Noel. Acredite-se, se puder
There is no santa claus. Face it if you can
Porque o Papai Noel era apenas um homem
Cause Santa Claus was really just a man

Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o papai noel era apenas um homem
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Por que eu estava mentido? É tão difícil de entender
Why was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o Papai Noel era apenas um homem
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Agora eu estou muito louco, porque Papai Noel era apenas meu pai
Now I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
Ele me sentou-se naquela manhã de explicar
He sat me down that morning to explain
Mas todas as palavras que ele me disse foram em vão
But all the words he told me were in vain
Porque a mentira de que eu estava vivendo havia me levado a acreditar
Because the lie that I was living had led me to believe
Que o papai noel era mais do que apenas um sonho
That santa claus was more than just a dream
Ele era o meu pai
He was my dad

Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o papai noel era apenas um homem
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Por que eu estava mentido? É tão difícil de entender
Why was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Papai noel era apenas um homem, o Papai Noel era apenas um homem
Santa claus was just a man, Santa claus was just a man
Agora eu estou muito louco, porque Papai Noel era apenas meu pai
Now I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
Enganados e iludidos
Lied to and deceived
Porque é que este mundo tentando me enganar?
Why is this world trying to trick me?
Enganados e iludidos
Lied to and deceived
É tudo faz de conta
It's all make believe