Little Suzzie Shallow Throat

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy's much too big