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Missed me, missed me
Now you've got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister
If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother
And my mother, mister, just might tell my father
And my father, mister, he won't be too happy
And he'll have his lawyer come up from the city
And arrest you, mister
So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister
See?
Missed me missed me
Now you've got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty
If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me
If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me
If you love me, mister, you would never leave me
It's as simple as can be
Missed me, missed me
Now you've got to kiss me
If you miss me, mister
Why do you keep leaving?
If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer
And they'll get you, mister
Put you in the slammer
And forget you, mister, then you'll miss me
Won't you, won't you miss me?
Won't you miss me?
Missed me, missed me
Now you've got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility
I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be
And so misunderstood
So treat me delicately
Missed me, missed me
Now you've gone and done it
Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary
It serves you right for kissing little girls
But I'll visit if you miss me
Say you miss me
How's the food they feed you?
Do you miss me?
Will you kiss me through the window?
Do you miss me, miss me?
Will they ever let you go?
I miss my mister so
Composição: Amanda Palmer
