Letras de músicas - Letras.mus.br

Cosmik Debris

The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said...
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then
when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said...
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste your time...

I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!" he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down... "
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know
You could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...)
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SHONTAY

Lixo Cósmico

O Homem Misterioso passou lá em casa
E me disse: "Sou fora de série!"
Ele disse, por uma tarifa de serviços nominais
Eu poderia atingir o Nirvana esta noite
Se eu estivesse pronto, a fim e apto
A pagar sua taxa regular
Ele largaria todas as suas outras obrigações
E dedicaria Sua Atenção a mim
Mas eu disse...
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?
(Escuta, quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?)
Olha aqui irmão,
Não perca o seu tempo comigo

O Homem Misterioso ficou nervoso
E ficou inquieto por um tempo
Ele buscou no bolso de seu robe misterioso
E apareceu com um kit de barbear
Agora, eu pensava que era uma lamina de barbear
E uma lata de gosma espumosa
Mas ele me disse bem ali
Quando a tampa abriu
Que não havia nada que aquela caixa não pudesse fazer
Com o óleo de Afro-dite
E o pó do Grande Wazoo
Ele disse:
"Você pode não acreditar nisso, rapazinho
Mas isso cura sua Asma também!"
E eu disse...
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cosmico?
(Agora, que espécie de guru você é mesmo?)
Olha aqui irmão
Não perca o seu tempo comigo
Não perca o seu tempo...

Já tenho os meus próprios problemas, eu disse
E você não pode me ajudar
Então leve suas meditações e suas preparações
E atoxa focinho acima
"MAS EU TENHO UMA BOLA DE CRISTAL!" ele disse
E a levantou na luz
Então arranquei aquilo
Afastando tudo dele
E então lhe mostrei como usa-la corretamente
Eu embrulhei um jornal ao redor da minha cabeça
Para que eu tivesse um ar de Profundo
Eu disse uns "abracadabras" e então
Eu lhe contei que ele ia dormir
Eu roubei seus anéis
E seu relógio de bolso
E tudo mais que eu pudesse encontrar
Eu tinha aquele otário hipnotizado
Ele nem conseguia fazer um som
Eu continuei a lhe contar o seu futuro então
Já que ele estava ali
Eu disse
"O preço da carne acaba de subir
E sua mulher acabou de cair dentro..."
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?
(Agora, isto é um poncho de verdade ou um poncho da Sears?)
Olha aqui irmão
Você faria mais dinheiro como açougueiro
Então não gaste seu tempo comigo
(Não gaste, não gaste seu tempo comigo...)
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SHONTAY

Composição: Frank Zappa · Esse não é o compositor? Nos avise.
Enviada por Flavius
7.253 exibições
Ver mais fotos
  1. Bobby Brown
  2. Cosmik Debris
  3. Muffin Man
  4. Cocaine Decisions
  5. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
  6. Catholic Girls
  7. Watermelon In Easter Hay
  8. Willie The Pimp
  9. Camarillo Brillo
  10. Joe's Garage
  11. I'm The Slime
  12. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  13. Nanook Rubs It
  14. Stink-Foot
  15. Motherly Love
  16. Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
  17. He's So Gay
  18. Montana
  19. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
  20. Ain't Got No Heart
  21. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
  22. The Torture Never Stops
  23. Uncle Remus
  24. Dirty Love
  25. Bobby Brown Goes Down
  26. Dancin' Fool
  27. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  28. Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
  29. Peaches En Regalia
  30. You Are What You Is
  31. Any Way The Wind Blows
  32. Sofa #2
  33. Trouble Every Day
  34. Who Are The Brain Police?
  35. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
  36. Black Napkins
  37. A Token Of My Extreme
  38. Call Any Vegetable
  39. Father O'Blivion
  40. Baby Snakes
  41. Dinah Moe Humm
  42. Directly From My Heart To You
  43. Disco Boy
  44. Drowning Witch
  45. Fine Girl
  46. Help, I'm a Rock
  47. Inca Roads
  48. Jewish Princess
  49. Love Of My Life
  50. Po-Jama People
  51. Valley Girl
  52. Zomby Woof
  53. Frank Zappa
  54. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
  55. Absolutely Free
  56. Andy
  57. Cock-Suckers' Ball
  58. Crew Slut
  59. Here Lies Love
  60. Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
  61. I Don't Even Care
  62. I'm Not Satisfied
  63. Just One More Time
  64. Little Girl Of Mine
  65. Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
  66. Oh No
  67. Sex
  68. Son Of Mr. Green Genes
  69. Son Of Orange County
  70. The Central Scrutinizer
  71. Tryin' To Grow A Chin
  72. Village Of The Sun
  73. We Are Not Alone
  74. Yo' Mama
  75. Apostrophe(')
  76. Chunga's Revenge
  77. Tinsel-Town Rebellion
  78. Zoot Allures
  79. Plastic People
  80. The Duke of Prunes
  81. Magic Fingers
  82. No Not Now
  83. Penis Dimension
  84. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
  85. St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  86. Any Kind Of Pain
  87. Bamboozled By Love
  88. Be In My Video
  89. Billy The Mountain
  90. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
  91. Cheepnis
  92. City Of Tiny Lites
  93. Concentration Moon
  94. Dog Breath
  95. Drop Dead
  96. Easy Meat
  97. Find Her Finer
  98. Flakes
  99. Goblin Girl
  100. Happy Together
  101. Harder Than Your Husband
  102. Harry & Rhonda
  103. Hot Poop
  104. How Could I Be Such A Fool
  105. Any Downers?
  106. I Come From Nowhere
  107. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
  108. I Have Been In You
  109. In France
  110. King Kong
  111. Let's Make The Water Turn Black
  112. Lonely Little Girl
  113. Louie Louie
  114. Ms. Pinky
  115. Packard Goose
  116. Penguin In Bondage
  117. Road Ladies
  118. Room Service
  119. San Ber'dino
  120. Spider Of Destiny
  121. Stevie's Spanking
  122. Stick It Out
  123. Sy Borg
  124. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
  125. The Air
  126. The Idiot Bastard Son
  127. The Illinois Enema Bandit
  128. The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
  129. The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
  130. The Mud Shark
  131. Titties & Beer
  132. Valarie
  133. We're Turning Again
  134. Wet T-Shirt Nite
  135. What's New In Baltimore?
  136. Who Needs The Peace Corps?
  137. Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
  138. Wplj
  139. You Didn't Try To Call Me
  140. Your Mouth
  141. Mother People
  142. 5050
  143. Ya Hozna
  144. On The Bus
  145. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  146. Keep It Greasy
  147. Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
  148. The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
  149. Titties 'N' Beer
  150. Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
  151. Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
  152. I'm So Happy I Could Cry
  153. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  154. Tinseltown Rebellion
  155. Heavenly Bank Account
  156. A Little Green Rosetta
  157. 200 Years Old
  158. Amnesia Vivace
  159. Soft-sell Conclusion
  160. The Duke Regains His Chops
  161. Status Back Baby
  162. America Drinks
  163. Big Leg Emma
  164. America Drinks & Goes Home
  165. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
  1. Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
  2. Uncle Bernie's Farm
  3. Dew On The Newts We Got
  4. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
  5. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
  6. Semi-Fraudulent...
  7. Mystery Roach
  8. This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
  9. Tuna Fish Promenade
  10. This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
  11. Tuna Fish Bolero
  12. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
  13. Would You Like A Snack?
  14. Redneck Eats
  15. Centerville
  16. She Painted Up Her Face
  17. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
  18. Shove It Right In
  19. I'm Stealing The Towels
  20. Dental Hygiene Dilemma
  21. Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
  22. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
  23. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
  24. The Girls Dream
  25. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
  26. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
  27. The Finale
  28. Excentrifugal Forz
  29. A Few Moments With Brother A. West
  30. A Game Of Cards
  31. Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
  32. Agency Man
  33. Alley Cat
  34. Anything
  35. Approximate
  36. Are You Hung Up?
  37. Are You Upset?
  38. Artificial Rhonda
  39. Babbette
  40. Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
  41. Bacon Fat
  42. Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
  43. Beauty Knows No Pain
  44. Bow Tie Daddy
  45. Briefcase Boogie
  46. Brown Moses
  47. Bwana Dik
  48. Can't Afford No Shoes
  49. Carol, You Fool
  50. Chana In De Bushwop
  51. Charlie's Enormous Mouth
  52. Charva
  53. Cheap Thrills
  54. Chocolate Halvah
  55. Church Chat
  56. Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
  57. Clowns On Velvet
  58. Conehead
  59. Cucamonga
  60. Dance Contest
  61. Debra Kadabra
  62. Deseri
  63. Dickie's Such An Asshole
  64. Diseases Of The Band
  65. Do You Like My New Car?
  66. Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
  67. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
  68. Dong Work For Yuda
  69. Doreen
  70. Drafted Again
  71. Drums Are Too Noisy
  72. Dumb All Over
  73. Dummy Up
  74. Echidna's Arf (Of You)
  75. Eddie, Are You Kidding?
  76. Electric Aunt Jemima
  77. Elvis Has Just Left The Building
  78. Envelops The Bath Tub
  79. Evelyn, A Modified Dog
  80. Fifty-Fifty
  81. Florentine Pogen
  82. Flower Punk
  83. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
  84. For The Young Sophisticate
  85. Fountain Of Love
  86. Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
  87. Galoot Up-Date
  88. Geneva Farewell
  89. German Lunch
  90. Get A Little
  91. God Bless America
  92. Harry, You're A Beast
  93. Harry-As-A-Boy
  94. He Used To Cut The Grass
  95. Holding The Group Back
  96. Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
  97. Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
  98. How Could I Be Such A Fool?
  99. No No No
  100. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
  101. I'm A Band Leader
  102. I'm A Beautiful Guy
  103. I'm So Cute
  104. Ian Underwood Whips It Out
  105. If Only She Woulda
  106. If We'd All Been Living In California...
  107. It Can't Happen Here
  108. It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
  109. Janet's Big Dance Number
  110. JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
  111. JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
  112. Jelly Roll Gum Drop
  113. Jezebel Boy
  114. Johnny Darling
  115. Jones Crusher
  116. Jumbo Go Away
  117. Kaiser Rolls
  118. Kangaroos
  119. Keep It Greasey
  120. Kenny's Booger Story
  121. Later That Night
  122. Latex Solar Beef
  123. Lemme Take You To The Beach
  124. Let's Move To Cleveland
  125. Library Card
  126. Little House I Used To Live In
  127. Little Rubber Girl
  128. Lonesome Cowboy Nando
  129. Lost In A Whirlpool
  130. Love Story
  131. Lumpy Gravy I
  132. Magdalena
  133. Man With The Woman Head
  134. Mary Lou
  135. Master Ringo
  136. Meow
  137. Mom & Dad
  138. Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
  139. Mr. Green Genes
  140. Mudd Club
  141. My Head?
  142. Nig Biz
  143. No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
  144. No, No Cherry
  145. Oh-Umm
  146. Once Upon A Time
  147. Our Bizarre Relationship
  148. Outside Now
  149. Panty Rap
  150. Pick Me, I'm Clean
  151. Planet Of My Dreams
  152. Planet Of The Baritone Women
  153. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
  154. Porn Wars
  155. Progress?
  156. Prologue
  157. Promiscuous
  158. Punky's Whips
  159. Rhymin' Man
  160. Ride My Face To Chicago
  161. Right There
  162. Ronnie Sings?
  163. Ronnie's Booger Story
  164. Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
  165. Ruthie-Ruthie
  1. Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
  2. Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
  3. Scrutinizer Postlude
  4. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
  5. Sharleena
  6. Sleep Dirt
  7. Sleeping In A Jar
  8. Smell My Beard
  9. Society Pages
  10. Stick Together
  11. Stuff Up The Cracks
  12. Suicide Chump
  13. Sweet Leilani
  14. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
  15. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
  16. Tears Began To Fall
  17. Teen-Age Prostitute
  18. Teenage Wind
  19. Telephone Conversation
  20. Tell Me You Love Me
  21. That Evil Prince
  22. The 'Torchum' Never Stops
  23. The Blackouts
  24. The Blue Light
  25. The Booger Man
  26. The Closer You Are
  27. The Crab-Grass Baby
  28. The Dangerous Kitchen
  29. The Dead Girls Of London
  30. The Dick Kunc Story
  31. The Downtown Talent Scout
  32. The Evil Prince
  33. The Florida Airport Tape
  34. The Groupie Routine
  35. The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
  36. The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
  37. The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
  38. The Mammy Nuns
  39. The Massive Improve'lence
  40. The Orange County Lumber Truck
  41. The Poodle Lecture
  42. The Radio Is Broken
  43. The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
  44. The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
  45. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
  46. The Uncle Meat Variations
  47. The Untouchables
  48. The Voice Of Cheese
  49. The White Boy Troubles
  50. They Made Me Eat It
  51. This Ain't CNN
  52. This is Phaze III
  53. Tiger Roach
  54. Time Is Money
  55. Tiny Sick Tears
  56. Toads Of The Short Forest
  57. Truck Driver Divorce
  58. Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
  59. Undaunted, The Band Plays On
  60. Underground Freak-Out Music
  61. Very Distraughtening
  62. We Can Shoot You
  63. We Gotta Get Into Something Real
  64. Weasels Ripped My Flesh
  65. What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
  66. What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
  67. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
  68. When The Lie's So Big
  69. Where Is Johnny Velvet?
  70. Whippin' Post
  71. White Ugliness
  72. Why Don't You Like Me?
  73. Wild Love
  74. Wistful With A Fist-Full
  75. Won Ton On
  76. Wonderful Tattoo!
  77. Wonderful Wino
  78. Would You Go All The Way?
  79. Wowie Zowie
  80. Yo Cats
  81. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
  82. More Trouble Every Day
  83. 200 Motels Fineale
  84. At The Gas Station
  85. Big Swifty
  86. The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
  87. Fuck Yourself
  88. 9/8 Objects
  89. A Typical Sound Check
  90. Cops & Buns
  91. Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
  92. Massagio Galore
  93. Pound For A Brown
  94. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
  95. The Motel Room
  96. Welcome To The United States
  97. Scrutinizer Extreme
  98. I Ain't Got No Heart
  99. I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
  100. Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
  101. Holiday In Berlin
  102. Moggio
  103. Montana (Whipping Floss)
  104. Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
  105. Murder By Numbers
  106. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  107. Lonesome Electric Turkey
  108. Like It Or Not
  109. Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
  110. Baked-Bean Boogie
  111. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
  112. Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
  113. Advance Romance
  114. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  115. Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  116. Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  117. Duke Of Prunes
  118. Epilogue
  119. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
  120. Charles Ives
  121. City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  122. Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  123. Cruising For Burgers
  124. Dental Hygeine Dilemma
  125. Didja Get Any Onya?
  126. Flambay
  127. The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  128. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
  129. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
  130. Tink Walks Amok
  131. The Little House I Used To Live
  132. The Little March
  133. The Man From Utopia
  134. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
  135. Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
  136. Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  137. Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
  138. Wplj (for Deuces)
  139. You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
  140. You Call That Music?
  141. Where's Our Equipment?
  142. Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
  143. Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  144. What Kind Of Girl?
  145. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
  146. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
  147. Proto-Minimalism
  148. Pygmy Twylite
  149. Pygmy Twylyte
  150. Peaches III
  151. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
  152. No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
  153. Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
  154. The Black Page
  155. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  156. Stinkfoot
  157. Teen-Age Wind
  158. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
  159. Rat Tomago
  160. Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
  161. Ring Of Fire
  162. Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
  163. Rubber Shirt
Músicas
Ouvindo agora ouvintes online
    Artistas
    Estilos Musicais
    Playlists
    Recentes
      Destaques
      Últimos destaques
      Mais