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Cosmik Debris

The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said...
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then
when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said...
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste your time...

I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!" he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down... "
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know
You could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...)
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SHONTAY

Lixo Cósmico

O Homem Misterioso passou lá em casa
E me disse: "Sou fora de série!"
Ele disse, por uma tarifa de serviços nominais
Eu poderia atingir o Nirvana esta noite
Se eu estivesse pronto, a fim e apto
A pagar sua taxa regular
Ele largaria todas as suas outras obrigações
E dedicaria Sua Atenção a mim
Mas eu disse...
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?
(Escuta, quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?)
Olha aqui irmão,
Não perca o seu tempo comigo

O Homem Misterioso ficou nervoso
E ficou inquieto por um tempo
Ele buscou no bolso de seu robe misterioso
E apareceu com um kit de barbear
Agora, eu pensava que era uma lamina de barbear
E uma lata de gosma espumosa
Mas ele me disse bem ali
Quando a tampa abriu
Que não havia nada que aquela caixa não pudesse fazer
Com o óleo de Afro-dite
E o pó do Grande Wazoo
Ele disse:
"Você pode não acreditar nisso, rapazinho
Mas isso cura sua Asma também!"
E eu disse...
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cosmico?
(Agora, que espécie de guru você é mesmo?)
Olha aqui irmão
Não perca o seu tempo comigo
Não perca o seu tempo...

Já tenho os meus próprios problemas, eu disse
E você não pode me ajudar
Então leve suas meditações e suas preparações
E atoxa focinho acima
"MAS EU TENHO UMA BOLA DE CRISTAL!" ele disse
E a levantou na luz
Então arranquei aquilo
Afastando tudo dele
E então lhe mostrei como usa-la corretamente
Eu embrulhei um jornal ao redor da minha cabeça
Para que eu tivesse um ar de Profundo
Eu disse uns "abracadabras" e então
Eu lhe contei que ele ia dormir
Eu roubei seus anéis
E seu relógio de bolso
E tudo mais que eu pudesse encontrar
Eu tinha aquele otário hipnotizado
Ele nem conseguia fazer um som
Eu continuei a lhe contar o seu futuro então
Já que ele estava ali
Eu disse
"O preço da carne acaba de subir
E sua mulher acabou de cair dentro..."
Olha aqui irmão
Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?
(Agora, isto é um poncho de verdade ou um poncho da Sears?)
Olha aqui irmão
Você faria mais dinheiro como açougueiro
Então não gaste seu tempo comigo
(Não gaste, não gaste seu tempo comigo...)
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SHONTAY

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