Lyin' Spies

Tied to a chair spot light on me
In his evil lair a villain schemes
To stop my plot to foil his dreams
(i gotta foil his dreams)

Sharks swim around my legs
Laser pointed at my head
Either i talk or i’m dead

Easy enough to comply
Don’t you know
That i’m a spy
Don’t you know
I’m gonna lie

Can’t you see the suit and tie
Still you act so surprised
That i’m a spy

Jumpin’ out of a flying plane
Wrapped in the arms of my newest dame
Makeshift chute of cellophane

Plummeting fast to the earth
Can’t see past my billowing shirt
She screams the question:
- will this work?

Easy enough to reply
Don’t you know
That i’m a spy
Don’t you know
I’m gonna lie!

No time to realize
Look into my deep dark eyes
I’m gonna lie

I infiltrate the good doctor’s base
Punch some henchmen in the face
Now it’s time to close this case

It was the monologue that did you in
Sharing your plan an unoriginal sin
Silencer between the eyes for the win

Easy enough to watch you cry
Don’t you know
I’m a spy
Don’t you know?
You’re gonna die!
Can’t say i sympathize
Couldn’t let you villainize
You’re gonna die!