I Want My Money Back

She Was Comin to Town On a Whirlwind Tour
And My Baby Just Had to Go
So I Stood in Line For 16 Hours For a 90-minute Show
I Spent 87 Dollars For Nosebleed Tickets
And Another 20 On a Beer
It Kinda Looked Like Madonna But a Whole Lot Smaller
I Couldn't Really Tell From There

*chorus*
I Want My Money
I Want My Money Back
I Know Its Gone I Should Move On
But That Don't Change the Fact
It Just Ain't Right
No Way Nobody Should do Somebody Like That
So Where's My Money
I Want My Money Back

I Spent 4 Long Years Fillin Up My Head With a Higher Education
They Promised Me the Skills I Need to Improve My Situation
45 Grand Bought a Long Black Gown and a Tassel On My Hat
Now I'm Qualified to Super-size
And Say do You Want Fries With That

*chorus*
I Want My Money
I Want My Money Back
I Know Its Gone I Should Move On
But That Don't Change the Fact
It Just Ain't Right
No Way Nobody Should do Somebody Like That
So Where's My Money
I Want My Money Back

I Know I'm Only Dreamin, Yeah
I'm Never Gonna See It Again
But It Doesn't Hurt to Ask

It Just Ain't Right
No Way Nobody Should do Somebody Like That
I Want My Money
Where's My Money
Find That Money Cuz I Need My Money
Gimme My Money
I Want My Money Back
Gimme My Money Back
Gimme My Money Back
I Want My Money Back