You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja sex party, you're awesome!"
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
Everyone in the band has an STD
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be