Floyd The Barber

Floyd o Barbeiro

Floyd The Barber

O sininho na porta toca: Pode entrar
Bell on door clanks: Come on in
Floyd observa meu queixo cabeludo
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sente-se na cadeira, não tenha medo
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Toalha quente fumegando no meu rosto
Steaming hot towel on my face

Fui barbeado
I was shaved
Fui barbeado
I was shaved
Fui barbeado
I was shaved

Barney me amarra à cadeira
Barney ties me to the chair
Não consigo enxergar, estou morrendo de medo
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd respira forte, ouço um zipper
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Piupiu pressionando meus lábios
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

Fui humilhado
I was shamed
Fui humilhado
I was shamed
Fui humilhado
I was shamed

Sinto outras presenças no salão
I sense others in the room
Opey, Tia Bee, presumo
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
Eles se revezam em me esquartejar
They take turns in cut me up
Morro sufocado na bunda de Andy
I die smothered in Andy's butt

Fui barbeado
I was shaved
Fui barbeado
I was shaved
Fui barbeado
I was shaved