13 Stitches

The first time i saw the descendents, they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney On The Roo late sunday night
That was enough for me, i hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record

The next time i went to the whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
The latter band played faster than i could believe
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake

The third time i went to the hospital, i needed 13 stitches in my head
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post
My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash

13 Pontos

A primeira vez que eu vi os Descendents, eram a banda mais rápida que eu já tinha visto
Ninguém na multidão importada realmente para eles, nós estávamos esperando os The Ally Cats tocar
Após alguns meses eu ouvi a Kabuki Girl, em Rodney no Late Sunday Night
Isso era o bastante pra mim, eu peguei o onibus para o Licorice Pizza e comprei minha música favorita

A próxima vez que eu fui ao whiskey, era o D.O.A com o Millions of Dead Cops
A ultima banda tocou mais rápido que eu pude imaginar
Mas as canções soaram ruins do mesmo jeito
John Wayne era um nazista, e Joey Shithead era um bêbado
Então John Macias bateu em um hippie, por que ter cabelo comprido era um erro

A terceira vez que eu fui no hospital, precisei de 13 pontos na minha cabeça
Eu consegui tirar cerca de 6 músicas do III Repute, então algum suicida me colocou num post
Minha namorada começou a chorar por que nós precisávamos ir antes do D.RI. tocar 50 músicas chatas
Minha camisa ensanguentada cheirava a cigarros de cravo
Mas com certeza ficou boa depois de uma lavada