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Xmas Has Been X'ed

It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd

No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve

Xmas Has Been X'ed

É engraçado como algumas fábulas se tornam históricas
Quando o autor claramente as escreveram para serem metafóricas
Mas as pessoas acreditam em tudo que está escrito
Especialmente em pedras e em pergaminhos
25 de Dezembro entrou para lista negra
Desde que Dawkings provou que Jesus nunca existiu
Foi a última coisa que as pessoas esperavam
O Natal foi excluído!!

Sem mais luzes coloridas, sem mais compras em shopping
Sem mais presentes em baixo de árvores mortas
St. Nick está morto, mas não ficamos tristes
Nós celebramos nossa última véspera de natal

Jesuítas aos poucos estão virando cientistas
Protestantes cada vez mais estão virando agnósticos
Igrejas pentecostais estão pendurados pentagramas
Padres e freiras estão molestando uns aos outros
Metodistas e Batistas estão afirmando serem Budistas
Evangélicos surpreendentemente agora são nudistas
Mas a maioria está tentando virar judeu
Porque a páscoa também foi cancelada!

Sem mais caça aos ovos de páscoa, sem missas aos domingos
Sextas-feiras são justas, quartas 'sem cinzas'
Eles cancelaram a quaresma
Aproveite o natal, porque é o seu último!!
Sem compras no shopping (Não se preocupe, filho)
Sem mais presentes (Não precisamos de cristo), em baixo de árvores mortas (Nós temos '8 noites')
St. Nick está morto (Nós temos mitzvah), mas não ficamos tristes (Eles foram todos cancelados)
Nós celebramos (Nosso Hanukah), a última véspera de Natal.

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