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Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid
chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
Cause that's where love
most often starts

Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do

You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied
Reclining in slippers by the fireside
With a wife's constant nagging
for things that you can't provide
Who no longer bears resemblance
to that soft spoken flower
You were so desperate to have for your bride

Too much conversing with a woman
tends to dull a man's wit

Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world man its too easily unmade

So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her
You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died

Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

Você deveria ficar longe das rosas
e ser cuidado ao evitar
corações de chocolate
fique longe de noções românticas
porque é lá que o amor
frequentemente começa

certifique-se de seguir claras de diamantes
e casacos de pele estão fora também
porque se ela faz questão desse tipo de coisa,
vai cair também, então, o que você vai faer?

você sabe que sempre foi o tipo
que verdadeiramente só aprecia o esporte
e que nunca vai ficar satisfeito
desequilibrado nos chinelos na lareira
com uma esposa constantemente ranzinza
pelas coisas que você não pode prover
que já não se assemelha
àquela flor de fala suave
você estava tão desesperado para ter a sua noiva

muita conversa com uma mulher
tende a entorpecer a sagacidade de um homem

nunca se deixe levar pelos poetas
que clama que se o amor é puro, nunca desaparecerá
embora o amor possa durar muito bem numa biblioteca
no mundo real o homem é facilmente desfeito

então não permita a sua liberdade
não deixe a curiosidade te levar para uma volta
a medida que os anos passam quando você se acorda ao lado dela
você vai desejar ter morrido no seu sonho
você vai desejar ter morrido

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