HaPunk

Johnny had a dog, but he had no friends,
He always tried to stay with the latest trends
Like crying all the time and wearing depends
But that trend was just in his head.

Missy took a trip to the local zoo,
She wanted to feed the kangaroo's
But nobody told her what to do
So she joined with the monkeys who were throwing poo

I don't wanna try
To explain my mind
Cause everything is fine
Stop whining all the time

Kevy was a cop in a seaside town
He was kinda short and awful round
He liked to get off by putting people down
But one day things will come around

Leo went to county now he's doing time
Writes me everyday and says he doing fine
Except he found a guy who likes his behind
So when he gets out there'll be no more crime

I don't wanna try
To explain my mind
Cause everything is fine
Stop whining all the time