The Christmas Can-Can

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas. Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
Songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year

Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween (Joy to the World)
It's not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping

Christmas season, starting sooner every year
It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny TIm, and Scrooge the price, or Charlie Brown

It's time...
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
If you can't, can't dance well that's ok (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
Wrap them up and pray for snow
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day

It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey what's troubling you my friend?
It's not fair if your jewish, jewish (not fair if your Jewish, Jewish)

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday

Hey he's right who made these laws
Look! Hait! Here comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
Wrap them up and pray for snow
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Prance all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end

Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you
A merry Christmas, Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
Christmas, happy Chanukah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too