Chapter One: How To Fail Yourself

Stab the mirror
Open it up
Drop down to your knees
You're just like me
Cut the throat
To watch it bleed
You are just like me
When those tears turn pages
And move photography
There's a disconnection
Give me my shirt, give me my jacket

I feel happier now
After this conversation
You're having fun
You know you are
You are just like me
You tell the mirror
"You are having so much fun right now, baby!"
You are having fun

No way I'm getting away with this one
I'm still having too much fun

I know you are
You are having fun
You are having so much fun
You're just like me

Laugh about it now, babe
You are having so much fun
You know you are
You're just like me
You know you are
Having so much fun

No way I'm getting away with this one
I'm still having too much fun

I'm having fun!