Got my gaurden all packed up.
I got them tiny lights to put in bushes.
When they shine, boy i tell ya, ain't a brighter night to come by...
I packed my chair... sixteen cushions
And them plastic things to keep it
Clean.
Don't want no messy palms or backs
To scuff or tarnish my
Recliner.
Ain't a finer place to sit and watch tv
(i packed that, too.)
As you can see, i'm quite prepared.
Gotta stop by the store on the way
There and pick up a couple a things;
A carton of cigarettes and maybe
Another case of beer.
I hope there's a mini-mart in heaven.