Two Girlfriends

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about

Yeah yeah I’m back again
Throw a hashtag in front of that trend
Huffing and puffing so let me in
I just need a little bit of medicine
Oh no strap on my sneakers
You don’t need to play
Watch from the bleachers
Ice so shiny that it gives you seizures
Plus I balled - alopecia

And I’m sorry, I gotta do this here
But you hang with dicks like a pubic hair
With an icy stare, got it worse than Medusa
Got me rock hard, shooting off – bazooka!

Yeah yeah I said it to
This is life no edit undo
What the fuck did I get myself into
I wish I knew

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
And Adele ain't on this track
Did I saw that, oh yeah I must of
Black and yellow, burger mustard
Not even just a little bit flustered
Write it all down while I'm waiting at the bus stop
Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut, thinking to myself
Oh my God this is America

Haha, this is blasphemy
Get away with it lake Casey Anthony
Mixing chemicals, this is alchemy
Drunk as fuck, hold the kid off the balcony
''It's Thriller!" zombie killer
Manila envelope, anthrax in the middle
Girlfriend sitter, I'm the higgest paid shitter
What

I said I’m back, lindsay lohan
Watch me ride this track, no hands
‘Cause I’ve been on the bike
Been around the block like every other night
Yeah, till the sun burns out
Zombie style worms outta mouth
Dead and I leave 'em squirming

Haha damn near wrecked 'em
Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum
You'll be bleeding out your eardrum
Like God damn I couldn't hear him coming
Yeah we hit the ground running
God damn, now ain't that something
I used to have two girls, now I got nothing

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girlfriends, now I got none
‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about