Computers and the internet
Isn't for every situation
Playing the dominant role
To make it up for him all the time
Gave you the right to be in control
But don't turn your back on love
God gave you a heart and soul
Can be tough when you're a girl
But you think you've got it under control
And no man will take a hold
You wanted it from the start
Everything is going according to plan
But on your list of things to remember
Love isn't on your daily agenda
No matter what your friends say
You shouldn't treat him that way
As you'd have done to you
If he did the same to you
You put the con in contemporary
With the life that you're selling
And how long you've been trippin'
If you wanna be a feminist
And you'll be like that movie
Trying to wear the pants in the relationship
I'd rather wear the skirt
You can have a family and still work
You treat him like the gum under your shoe
And then you try to get rid of him like the flu
You know your tempers never far
You make him break down like your car
Then you bring out his faults
Like diamonds from a vault
Which ironically you want him to buy
To give him more orders than a waiter
And it divides you like the equator
How can he not hear what you say
When your nickname is forte
You ever been in a checkout line
A couple that's out of their minds
And she knows she's not right
And he apologizes for something he didn't do
And you stare at the ceiling
Cause you don't have a clue
So embarrassed for the guy
You can't look him in the eye
Contemporary girl in the corporate world
You're kicking butt and taking names
And to you it's all a game
Spreadsheets and requisitions
Real time and the bottom line
Corporate takeovers and leveraged buyouts
A private jet for you to fly out
But cry when you break one
You only care about how much you earn
But when will you ever learn
What an extraordinary mask
But I've got one question to ask
You say you know what's best
But how are you gonna rule the world with PMs
With success in your life
You think you don't need him anymore
Being an old fashioned girl
I know that's not how you want to be
So ladies, sing it with me
