Uh, you done wound me up!
'Bout to show you what I'm working with!
Uhh, well, ali baba he had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But, master, you're in luck, because up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how?
All you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll then say: Mister
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, I'll jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me!
We pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more baklava?
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
It's the big part, watch out
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
I'm the genie of the lamp
I can sing, rap, dance if you give me a chance!
Oh! Don't sit there buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers
You got me bona, fide, certified
Got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what's your wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
All you've gotta do is rub like sooooo
Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't
Never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't
You ain't never had a friend like me!