Stevens Last Night In Town

Everyone gather round now
sing him a song
just in case by tomorrow
it happens he's gone

For two weeks and seven days
our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
we might never see Steven again

We thought he was gone
but he's come back again
last week it was funny
now the jokes wearing thin
everyone knows now
that every night now
will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
except for Tamara Easter
who later revealed to him
her innermost secrets
won us over with stories
about Linda McCartney
lost points with the ladies
for saying h couldn't love a
woman with cellulite

We thought he was gone
but he's come back again
last week it was funny
now the jokes wearing thin
everyone knows now
that every night now
will be Steven's last night in town

We were talking 'bout something
seems like was funny
then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
maybe he wasn't mad
but we felt really strange in
the moment
but the moment was past
and forgotten abour

We thought he was gone
but he's come back again
last week it was funny
now the jokes wearing thin
everyone knows now
that every night now
will be Steven's last night in town