Grabbed a sixer of Gansett $5.99
'Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
Play Smash till I pass out
Like I smashed my back out
Let me tell you how it is
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
Doing everything I want, good God I'm so broke
A warning sign for most it's not a joke
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light $15. 99
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites
Missed the call from my doctor
Let me tell you how it is
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
Doing everything I want, good God I'm so broke
A warning sign for most it's not a joke
Let's drink this place dry
Until we're thrown out of the bar
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
Act my shoe size, never my age
Then next week let's repeat
'Cause none of this will matter anyway