She Doesn't Mind

Mom and dad, i met a girl,
She's got great teeth,
And she's marrying me
And she's a great cook,
She's about to finish
Writing her 5th book.

Mom and dad, she paints as well.
She wrote her own theory
On relativity,
It's better than einstein's.
Mmmm, and she's all mine.

Mom and dad, i love her more
Than i've ever loved anything.
And you should hear her sing,
She's got a record deal.
And if she leaves me i wont heal..

Mom and dad, she found a way
Of putting an end
To global warming
During our breakfast just this morning.
She's getting a nobel prize,
She's the best damn woman alive.

And she doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She said she doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...

Mom and dad, i met a girl,
She says she's gonna be my wife
And complete my life.
She's got a science degree,
Fell in love at university.

Mom and dad, this one's got brains.
She's so damn smart,
Knows shakespeare off by heart,
Her dad's a doctor.
So glad i got her.

Mom and dad, she's an
Active member of greenpeace.
She's from an educated home,
And she plays the trombone.
Makes my heart tingle.
She's trilingual.

Mom and dad, she's curing cancer
And you can meet next week
She's coming down to make
A speech on stem cells,
I think the wedding's gonna go well

And she doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She said she doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...
She doesn't mind the
Ooooo,oooo,ooo
She doesn't mind the...

And she doesn't mind the oooooo,
No she doesn't mind the...!
She says she doesn't mind the
Ooo,ooooo,oooo
No she doesn't mind...
In fact she kinda prefers the
Oooo,ooo,ooo
No she doesn't mind the..
She says she really likes the oooo.

And she doesn't mind the oooooooo,
No she doesn't mind the
She says she doesn't mind...
She says she doesn't mind the ooooo,
No she doesn't mind the
She says
She doesn't mind the oooooooo...