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I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend's dad
My friend's dad
It's all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
[Bob]
She has fun
[Rebecca]
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
'Cause he's not my dad
He's my friend's dad
It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress
[Bob]
Doot, doot, doot
[Rebecca]
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic
[Bob]
I like you
You barely complain, for a Jewish
[Rebecca]
Oh, you!
If we were related
We'd probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?
[Bob]
Here, have some more booze!
[Rebecca]
What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
Glug glug! My friend's dad
My friend's dad
[Bob]
And when she's not around
I think about her naked
[Rebecca]
Huh?
[Bob]
Nothing, kiddo
[Rebecca]
My friend's dad!
Composição: Adam Schlesinger / Jack Dolgen / Rachel Bloom
