Everytime i hear that marchin lohegrin
I am always all the outside lookin' in
Maybe that is why i see the funny side
When i see somebody's brother take a bride
Weddings make s lot of people sad
But if you'd not the one, their not so bad!
Another bride, another june
Another season, another reason
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killin', that he's so willin'
Picture a little love-nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet lovenest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes, and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
That's what you get, folks
Another year, or maybe less
What's this i hear? well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
She sits alone, 'most every night
He doesn't phone nor even write
He doesn't make much money
Five-hundred thousand per
Some judge, who thinks he's funny
Says "you pay six to her"
He says: "now judge, what i fail."
The judge says: "budge, right into jail!
You better keep her, i think it's cheaper