Beauty And The Beast - Gaston

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"Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says "no" to Gaston!"

"Heh heh. Darn right."

Publicly humiliated!
Why, it's more than I can bear."

"More beer?"

"What for?
Nothing helps.
I'm disgraced."

"Who, you? Never!
Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together."

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team
They prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm espcially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around
Wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down

And his name's G-A-S...