Stifler's Mom (American Pie Version)

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on

Stifler, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the p-oooool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trynna give me the sliiiiip? (give me the slip)

Ya know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Stifler can't you see

Chorus:

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stifler, can't ya see you're just not the friend for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with your mom

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on

Stifler, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel oooo on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over theee ere" (spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stifler, can't you see you're just not the friend for me
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with your mom

Stifler:

Dude, that's fuckin' disgusting!