Survival (Andrew Jackson Jihad Cover)

i broke my promise on a very sharp rock and i was possessed by something quite unfriendly and i was haunted by a demon in my sleep and that's how i learned how to survive.
i gave a berr to a bum that was drinking and i gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking and i gave water to all i thought were thirsty and that's how i learned how to survive. i gave some money to my bank for safe keeping and i gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it and i gave attention to the TV that was bleeding and that's how i learned how to survive. and "i don't care if monday's blue, tuesday's grey and wednesday's too. thursday i don't care about you. it's friday i'm in love." we just ripped off a song by the cure but it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure. i fed false information to the audience and that's how i learned how to surivive.
i give a thank you to my father for leaving me and i give a finger to my stepfather for beating me and i give props to myself for achieving. gosh dang i'm glad that i survived. i just handed you a giant load of gibberish and i give love to a lover quite deserving of it and i give thanks to all of you for listening to the story of how we all learned how to survive.