Paris Hilton's Closet

My best friend sarah went to europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a hummer and got arrested.... like mel gibson.

I read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is....
No way!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY kesha, those hot jimmy choos. Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?"

Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes alot to get kicked out of these parties
And almost get arrested..... like mel gibson

I don't recall at all that I got like, fifty phone calls
Omg is that true?!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh no! kesha with those hot gucci Shoes. hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?"

Of all the stupid things I've done,
I'm the proudest of this bra.
But this ones the best!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY kesha, with those hot jimmy Choos. and those manolos and pradas and .......chloes. and you sparkly dresses. hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff at target.

Hey paris, whatcha gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!

I got drunk. so drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la.