You Mean I'm Not? (Blacksheep)

Woke up, didn't choke up
Saw my AK, it was broke up
Put it together like a jigsaw
Got my 9 and my rambo knife off the floor
Went to the bathroom and beat the rush
"Yo who the fuck used my toothbrush?"
Went to my sisters room, "Yo bitch wake up"
"You stupid ass, dirty ass nasty ass slut."
Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh,
kicked her in the pussy, and punched her in the eye
Slapped her in the head, stepped on her cord,
don't fuck around bitch word is bond.
Went downstairs to eat with my folks
"Ma...you broke the fuckin egg yolk"
Punched her in the chest, got on her cheek
Then I made her scream like the bitch was a thief
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull
AK yo I shot the bitch in the temple
Pops' got mad cuz Mom got licked
I didn't give a fuck so I shot 'em in the dick
Hungry ass fuck, said my grace
Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face
Ate my food found my coat
Mail man came so I cut his mutha-fuckin' throat
Waiting for the mutha-fuckin' school bus...

I had a dream that I was hard...