WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA

I Can't Sing

WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA

I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
WATASHIはUTAがHETA 本気でUTAがHETA MAITTaka
WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA Honki de UTA ga HETA Maittaka
I just can't sing, it's a total mess, BO, BOE~~
やたらにUTAがHETA むちゃくちゃUTAがHETA BO, BOE
Yatara ni UTA ga HETA Muchakucha UTA ga HETA BO, BOE

Even if I practice, it doesn't help, like a red tadpole, a-i-u-e-o
れんしゅうしてもDAME アメンボ あかいな あいうえお
Renshuu shite mo DAME Amenbo Akai na ai-u-eo
Even if I try hard, it doesn't work, crying, I made you feel bad
とっくんしてもDAME ないては DOJOUを こまらせた
Tokkun shite mo DAME Naite wa DOJOU wo Koma-ra-seta

Even if I hog the mic all to myself
MAIKU ひとりじめしても
MAIKU Hitorijime shite mo
Even if I eat fish, fish, fish
さかな SAKANA さかなたべても
Sakana SAKANA sakana tabetemo
Even if I study in the mountains of India
インドのやまおくでしゅぎょうしても
INDO no Yama oku de shugyoushite mo
I still can't sing, it just won't get better
うたがHETAなの なおらない
Uta ga HETA na no Naoranai

Study songs, they're all over the place, right now, so close
べんきょうのうた ありおり いまそかり
Benkyou no uta Ari ori Ima sokari
Love songs, amor, besame mucho
れんあいのうた アモーレ ベサメムーチョ
Ren'ai no uta Amoore Besame mucho
Life songs, somehow, it'll work out
じんせいのうた なんとか なるだろう
Jinsei no uta Nantoka Naru darou
Just shut up and follow me (wahahaha)
だまって WATASHIに ついてこい (わははは)
Damatte WATASHI ni Tsuitekoii (wahahaha)

(Hmm, what do you think, teacher, about this song?)
(うーん、どうでしょうかね SENSEIこのうたは)
(uun, dou deshou ka nee SENSEI kono uta wa)
(Isn't there a bit of a problem with this song?)
(ちょっともんだいあるんじゃないですかねこのうたは)
(chootto mondai aru'nja nai desu ka nee kono uta wa)

I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
WATASHIはUTAがHETA 本気でUTAがHETA MAIttayo
WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA Honki de UTA ga HETA MAIttayo
(Damn, is that bad?)
(CHIKISHOO わるいかあ)
(CHIKISHOO Warui kaa)
I just can't sing, anyway, I can't sing, it's a total mess
やたらにUTAがHETA とにかくUTAがHETA いかどうぶん
Yatara ni UTA ga HETA Tonikaku UTA ga HETA Ikadoubun

Even though I'm a terrible singer
そんな うたHETAなWATASHIでも
Sonna Uta HETA na WATASHI demo
I have songs I can sing if I want
すきに うたえるUTAがある
Suki ni Utaeru UTA ga aru
Even though I'm a terrible singer
うたがHETAなWATASHIでも
UTA ga HETA na WATASHI demo
I have my own songs I can sing
すきに うたえるWATASHIのうた
Suki ni Utaeru WATASHI no UTA

A song for cleaning, hey, hey, it's a hassle, isn't it?
おそうじんをうた おらおらじゃまだどけ
Osoujin o uta Oraora jama da dokee
A song for laundry, again, what's this for?
おせんたくのうた またこんなためこんでる
Osentaku no uta Mata konna tame konderuu
A cooking song, I like kelp, that's my jam
おりょうりのうた おだしはこんぶがすき
Oryouri no uta Odashi wa konbu ga suki
A nap song, it's just what a housewife does, right?
おひるねのうた しゅふのたしなみでしょやっぱ
Ohirune no uta Shufu no tashinami desho yappa

A shopping song, hey, what is this?
おかいもののうた おっちゃんKOREなんぼや
Okaimono no uta Occhan KORE nanboya
A trash song, PET BOTTLE, it's recycling
ごみだしのうた PETTOBOTORU(PET Bottle)はぶんべつ
GOMIdashi no uta PETTOBOTORU(PET Bottle) wa bunbetsu
A song about my age, I'm doing well
おさいほうのうた ものもちいいWATASHI
Osaihou no uta Monomochi ii WATASHI
A night duty song... ah, I still can't sing it (ehehe)
よるのおつとめのうた ......あはまだうたえないけど (えへへ)
Yoru no OTSUTOME no uta ......a ha mada utaenai kedo (ehehe)