A Woman Like You

Last night, outta the blue
Driftin' off to the evening news
She said "honey, what would you do
If you'd never met me"
I just laughed, said "i don't know,
But i could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep,
Said, "darling honestly...

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If i'd have never known your name
I'd still be driving that old green 'nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
Be a better football fan
But if i was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well i'd be looking for a woman like you."

I could tell that got her attention
So i said, "oh yeah, i forgot to mention,
I wouldn't trade a single day
For a hundred years the other way."
She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
Cause she's heard all of my lines
I said, "c'mon on girl, seriously
If i hadn't been so lucky

I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up cold bud light
Play poker every tuesday night, yeah
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if i was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well i'd be looking for a woman like you."

She knows what a mess i'd be if i didn't have her here
But to be sure, i whispered in her ear
"you know i get sick deep-sea fishin'
And you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green 'nova
But i love watchin' you do yoga
I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
Cause honestly i don't know what i'd do
If i'd never met a woman like you."