Valentine's Day

I'm hungover
it's valentine's day morning
what a perfect day
to continue my courting /
of you, we've been dating for so long
..I love you
and in the local drugstore
I feel a bit like moses
walkin' through a red sea
of greeting cards and roses
if I'd only known what you were up to
or who (m)

'cause i brought you the paper
i brought you the news
i brought you some of that odwalla green juice
that you seemed to like
'cause you know how i like you
but now haven't you read the paper?
haven't you seen the news?
now there's something I've got to say
and I've got to say it to you
oh, what do you send
when flowers just won't do?

Let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other,
oh, this Valentine's Day

I came over to borrow a loofah
how was I to know you would be schtupping her?
I guess it's kind of weird
and maybe too soon for you
I know

Don't get me wrong, I mean
I know you're an aries
and you've got commitment issues
and you can get a little scary off your meds
maybe I like it
but I like it because
on some level I like to create
emotional distractions in my life
to prevent myself from dealing with
my real issues

let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other
oh, 'cause the community
isn't that big
and they will always find out
let's stop cheating on each other
and just,
break up right now
I mean, I'm not even 30 yet.

I mean, we're not even
25 or 24 or 23
but I'll stop cheating on you
if you stop cheating on me

don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to being poly
but I think that we should talk before you go
and screw somebody else
oh,
stop cheating on me

let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other
let's stop cheating on each other
and happy valentine's day