I've been to hell. I spell it
Knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
And choked back the urge to scream
When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man
To sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs
But there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs
I've been to hell. I spell it
Anyone that's been there knows
I've stood in line and waited
I'd screw that chimpanzee