God's Gift to Women

Would You Like to Ram Your Tongue Down My Throat
Would You Like to Grab My Thighs?
Yes, I Have Got Nice Tits
They Are the Perfect Grab Me Size

I'm Just a Nice Girl
Thought I Had Everything
Until You Flashed Me
And I Saw What I Was Missing

I've Been Saving Myself My Whole Life
For Some Slimeball Like You to Come Along
I Am So Desperate
I'll do You and Your Mom

Chorus:
I Get This Tiny Little Boost of Adrenaline
When I Think About What I'll Be Giving
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
Yeah, Yeah

I Was Just Thinking That It'd Really Turn Me On
If Some Guy Would Drive By and Show Me His Tongue
I Was Just Thinking That It'd Really Make My Day
If He Offered Me a Place to Stay With Pay

I'm Just a Nice Girl
Thought I Had Everything
Until You Flashed Me
And I Saw What I Was Missing

I've Been Saving Myself My Whole Life
For Some Sketcher Like You to Come Along
I Am So Desperate
I'll do You On the Front Lawn

Chorus:
I Get This Tiny Little Boost of Adrenaline
When I Think About What I'll Be Giving
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
Yeah, Yeah

I Was Just Thinking That It'd Be Really Cool
If I Got Hit Up Side the Head With a Manly Tool
That Way He Could Have Nothing Left to Say
And Have His Way With Me All Day

I'm Just a Nice Girl
Thought I Had Everything
Until You Flashed Me
And I Saw What I Was Missing

I've Been Saving Myself My Whole Life
For Some Motherfucker Like You to Come Along
I Am So Desperate
I Am Writing You This Song

And You're So Vain
You Probably Think This Song Is About You

Chorus:
I Get This Tiny Little Boost of Adrenaline
When I Think About What I'll Be Giving
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
My Own Private God's Gift to Women
Yeah, Yeah