I've polished an apple or two
But every grape that I grubbed
When there's work to be done
Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
While you're all outside having fun
Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield
Unless you want an effective leader
Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points!
Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!
But you can't brain wash me
I must be heard not seen!
Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie!
Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse!
Give them someone to love
Has made me a super tween
Because they are my people
I'm so happy with my evil plan
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
I think the rules are cool!
Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa!
Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield
You can still reach me through E-mail
At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash