Girlfriend

She waits around for second place to hit her in the ass
Then she stumbles over here and asks me for something less than ordinary
Well I guess this time she's had enough of mental masturbation
Well I guess this time she's realized she's not so afraid, yeah

Hey hey now, here she comes again
Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend

Well, she thought she had it figured out, the planets and their rotations
Until the phone rang through her daydream and it brought her back to earth
But the voice on the line said something next to nothing, but all she heard
Were violins that told her not to sin, yeah

Hey hey now, here she comes again
Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend

She sits around and waits for the movie to end
But the plot never turns out to be the way that she transcends
So she picks it up and then she sucks it down
Then she pours another two-shot round to ease her pain

She waits around for second place to hit her in the ass
Then she stumbles over here and asks me for something less than ordinary
Well I guess this time she's had enough of mental masturbation
Well I guess this time she's realized she's not so afraid, yeah

Hey hey now, here she comes again
Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend

Hey hey now, here she comes again
Hey hey yeah