And the pearls go sailing
And roll cross the wet street
As she bends to chase the pearls
A car swings round the corner
Of the panic struck driver
'Cause in the backseet his wife
Is busting out of her womb
The sack breaks and out come the siamese twins
The first president with two heads
He puts his heads in his hands,
Says I gotta put my heads together
I can become the Best President Ever
Signs his name takes the blame
For all of the names with no shame
In their beliefe they adjourn
With a broom, and a knife
To his kids, and he gives them a hug
But his wife was not there, she had just left a letter
Now his wife took the train
Who died in the bathroom,
When they got together, the knowledge was carnal
And the widow was at the funeral, and they had quite a catfight
And they fell into the grave where the casket was resting
And the preacher just left in the middle of the service
'Cause death was one thing,
But women made him nervous
And he drove round the corner
Then something in the street
Caught the light in his eye
He bent over, reached down
And picks up the pearl from the gutter
He didnt know what to think
He took it home and washed it in the sink
A young prostitute who was missing a pearl
Off the necklace that broke