Special Olympics

Watch them run

Watch them fall

Watch them try to catch a ball

olympics, at the special olmypics.

watch them laugh, watch them drool,

watch them fall into the pool

thats diving

at them special olympics.

and i know, full well

that i will burn in hell

but those guys playin wheel chair basketball has got to be one of the funniest freakin things I've ever seen in my life

at the special olympics.

VERSE 2

Kid with downs wins the race

Even though he stood in place

olympics....at the special olympics.

Around his neck, gold medals hung

resting on his giant tounge

olympics, at the special olympics.

but I kid when I sing

cuz these games are a beautiful thing

ok i am really just avoiding karma

cuz i know my kids may be born crippled and blind and until i am retired i will have to spend all of my time.

at the special olympics.

"i feel, i feel so guilty about this."

"and as u should!"