Cheating Is a Crime

Cheating Is a Crime

Cheating Is a Crime

I want to die if my cheating is exposed
浮気がバレて死にたい
Uwaki ga barete shinitai
I'd rather die a hundred times
こっちの方が100倍死にたい
Kocchi no hō ga hyaku-bai shinitai
Lame excuses full of lies
嘘だらけのダサい弁解
Uso darake no dasai benkai
Fake love for boring months
だるい数ヶ月のfake love
Darui suukagetsu no fake love
I bet it felt good
さぞかし良い気分だったよね
Sazokashi ii kibun datta yo ne
Playing with several people
数人の相手を持てあそんで
Sūnin no aite wo moteasonde
There's no point in getting back at you
やり返しても意味がないの
Yarikaeshite mo imi ga nai no
Endure the pain and suffering of love wounds
痛みか苦しみ受けろ恋傷
Itami ka kurushimi ukero renshō

If you had told me the cause in advance, I could have fixed it
原因とか事前に言ってくれれば治すのに
Genshin toka jizen ni itte kurereba naosu noni
If you talk about looks, I don't understand the point of being together
顔とか言うなら付き合った意味がわからない
Kao toka iu nara tsukiatte imi ga wakaranai
Make a friend with benefits, a half-hearted success without love from the start
セフレ作れよ最初から愛のない半端な成功
SEFURE tsukure yo saisho kara ai no nai hanpa na seikō
Aren't you stupid? If you choose based on looks from flowers
バカじゃない？花から顔で選んでんなら
Baka janai? Hana kara kao de erande n'nara
Didn't you say that inner beauty is important?
内面が大事とか言ってたじゃねえか
Naimen ga daiji toka itteta ja nee ka
Seasons change, so do kissing partners
季節移り変わりキスの相手も移り変わり
Kisetsu utsuri kawari kisu no aite mo utsuri kawari
There's no medicine to heal if you don't die
つける薬なんてない死ななければ治りはしない
Tsukeru kusuri nante nai shinanakereba naori wa shinai

It's amazing to have a stock of ideal partners
理想の相手のストックあるのはすごいけど
Risō no aite no SUTOKKU aru no wa sugoi kedo
Being faithful is cooler than being indecisive
とかえひかえよりか一途がかっこいいよ
Tokae hikaeyori ka ichizu ga kakkoii yo
What is a wonderful romance in the first place?
そもそも素敵な恋愛って何
Somo somo suteki na ren'ai tte nani
What are emotions that make you lose autumn?
秋と失っちゃうような感情って何
Aki to ushina chau yō na kanjō tte nani
What are the merits of living on from now on?
この先生きていくメリットって何
Kono saki iki te iku MERITTO tte nani
What's the point of having children in the future?
今後、子供を産んでく意味って何
Kongo, kodomo wo unde ku imi tte nani
Oh! I realized I'm a mess
あっ！気づいたらめちゃくちゃやんでる
A! Kizuitara mechakucha yanderu
Blame you, drink up the sake
お前のせい飲み幕る酒
Omae no sei nomi makuru sake
Realize everything and dance lightly
全部悟ってふわふわ踊
Zenbu satotte fuwa fuwa odori
Exchange life for happiness
命と引き換えて幸せしろ
Inochi to hikikae te shiawase shiro

First, shave off the curly hair
くりくりまずはひげとる
Kurikuri mazu wa hige toru
By chance, the penis is exposed
たまたまおちんちんビローン
Tamatama ochinchin BIROON
Let's live tomorrow too! Let's live for you
明日も生きよう！あなたのために生きよう
Ashita mo ikiyou! Anata no tame ni ikiyou
Chomp chomp, the pink sea is delicious
ぱくぱくぴんくのうみそれば美味しいよーん
Paku paku pinku no umi soreba oishii yōn

I still love you but the anger won't subside
大好きなのは変わらないけど怒りだけが今収まらない
Daisuki na no wa kawaranai kedo ikari dake ga ima osamaranai
I'm sorry for acting on emotions, let me teach you true love from now on
感情任せでごめんなさい今から教える本当の愛
Kanjō makase de gomen nasai ima kara oshieru hontō no ai

I want to die if my cheating is exposed
浮気がバレて死にたい
Uwaki ga barete shinitai
I'd rather die a hundred times
こっちの方が100倍死にたい
Kocchi no hō ga hyaku-bai shinitai
Lame excuses full of lies
嘘だらけのダサい弁解
Uso darake no dasai benkai
Fake love for boring months
だるい数ヶ月のfake love
Darui suukagetsu no fake love
I bet it felt good
さぞかし良い気分だったよね
Sazokashi ii kibun datta yo ne
Playing with several people
数人の相手を持てあそんで
Sūnin no aite wo moteasonde
There's no point in getting back at you
やり返しても意味がないの
Yarikaeshite mo imi ga nai no
Endure the pain and suffering of love wounds
痛みか苦しみ受けろ恋傷
Itami ka kurushimi ukero renshō