Got Ma Nuts From A Hippy

Well, I met her in a bar the men with big guitars were playing
And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin
And I guess she talked with her mind
But didn't want to seem to unkind, so I just laughed
And kept my eyes peeled to the door…
Wondering what I was there for

But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on a Saturday night

Well, I asked if she believed in Adam and Eve, the fable
And I guess she would've given me an answer if only she was able
And she danced like a medicine man
Drew a crazy picture on my hand
And told me she wanted to change my point of view,
Asked me where I was going to

But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on a Saturday night

Well, she whispered in my ear:
'We got to get us out of here to the country'
I asked her for a ride
She took me aside; she said 'try me'
I thought 'I'm gonna wake pretty soon
In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreaming'

And it was warm in the back of her van
When she made me a real man

She made me cry, she made me cry
She made me cry, she made me cry
But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on a Saturday night