No Homo

(Hey man!)
(Hey)
(Dude, you're looking pretty swoll you've been working out?)
(Ah yeah, why are you looking?)
(Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo)
(Ohh, no homo, cool)

When you want to compliment a friend (no homo)
But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (no homo)
Say no homo so he knows the deal (no homo)
Ay yo man you got a fresh style (no homo)
And you know you got the best smile (no homo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo)
With your looks would make a handsome baby (no homo)
I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo)
Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo)
Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo)
Man, I can't decide who wore it best (no homo)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo)
I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo)
And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo)
Damn this rose is something special (no homo)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dump (no homo)
We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo)

Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)
Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight (no homo)
Man, you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)
Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)
Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo)
Or we could 3-way 69 (no homo)
Or human centipede in a line (no homo)
Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo)
oh, yeah man I could do this one (no homo)
Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And butt fuck a dude while he 69's Morrissey
No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the illful release

Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
These two words have set me free (no homo)
Damn it feels good to be (no homo)