I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
So many skills that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
No I don't care about the soaps
No I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
They work together; they can't figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never
Here's another song about a gender I'll never
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Bridget