Hopeless (Hazbin Hotel Abridged) (feat. Tomotasauce, Mosco & Ellijah)

Alright, Charlie, here's the deal
You'll want to make some waves, but you can't do it this way
What you gotta do

Nope, nope, every time you do this, I hear the guitar starting up
I'm not gonna be here for it

[Adam, spoken]
Fine, whatever party pooper, but Charlie
Listen to me, can you imagine the power that—

And there we go again, with the guitar starting, what, do you think I can't hear them?
Ah, Charlie, you're going to have to excuse my friend Adam, he can be a bit

Hopeless
I couldn't help but notice
Thought you knew that you're hopeless
Where's all the thrills and chills and flashing lights?
Your cause is noble enough, you're very vocal but uh
I think you're missing one small detail

But wait, I think I'm missing something, is this gonna be long?

Sorry, he does this all the time, f*ck now I'm singing the song

Chin up, Charlie, why the frown
Aren't you glad to talk to heaven's favourite clown? (Not a good thing)
Here's the thing Charlie, your plan stinks
Before we move on, here's a couple of things

I invite you all to listen to my new top secret plan
I'm gonna seize the market value on your shitty piece of land
I can confirm that you’re a lion, be the hero we need
And bless my name on our brand-new mini golf course, or bowling alley
Or movie theatre, or apartment complex, or anything that comes to mind!

Um, do you need some water?

What? No!
(Sung)
I'm not passing up this opportunity
'Cause I don't see how this could benefit me
Your proofs ain't taxed, your entertainment is wack
I'm just tryna make us some money
Won't you cut me some slack?
Planning can be a bit late
You know that I've been around
Thought I had guitar solos?
Here comes the complete breakdown

Ah, I can't stop him, I'll just send you the wiki link

You have a wiki link?

Is there a problem with that?

It's a wiki link!

We have a low budget

I'm starting to see why

Shut up, you're missing the best parts!
(Sung)
Bow-now-now-now-now-now-now (we get it, you like architects)
Now-now-now-now-now-now-now
Now-now-now-now-now-now-now
Koff, koff, koff (sir)
Koff, woah (sir?)
Maybe I do need some water
Ahem, you stupid, fucking!
Whoa, sorry, got a little carried away

Again? Name a time you didn't, Adam

Yeah, well, ekhem, the point is we want to tear down the hotel so we can build something smarter
Like one of my good ideas, do you agree to the terms?

Oh, uh, no

Then, get out of my face!

No, no, wait!
You didn't even send me the wiki link! Ugh, shit!