Ride For Aids (feat. Alaska 5000)

I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
income every day
I think it's time that we both give back
Turn off Dr Oz
Ride a bike for a good cause
Raise some dough
For our friends in pause

Training, sweating
That shit hurts
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Shading in our mini skirts
I still don't see
The appeal
Plastic can't ride a bike in heels
But just think
How good you'll feel
Ehh I can make my round for a better weekend

Get your ass in San Fransisco
Then ride down to L.A
Safety first, so wear a helmet
Bitch I said no way
How about I ride a flatbed
I'll look cute and pay for guys
Cause you know I love a road trip
But cliff bars taste like
Delicious

Your a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to Hell
So you do a little AIDS ride
And hope the -- goes well
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
So I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for AIDS

Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?
Is there Wifi on this thing?
I will beat you with your selfie stick
Sexual, body wear
Plus that shows off his--
Oh my gosh!
This you is right
I will bike all through the night
Pitch a tent
It feels so nice

So each mile that I go
Makes a donation pile on up
Plus we get free Gatorade
Shut your mouth, you'll swallow a bug
It's a nice break, to drag and drugs
Plus I get to shake these big jugs
I knew we shoulda asked that
Aussie what's her name to come here
Ah ah ah!!

You're a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little AIDS ride
And hope the -- goes well.
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for AIDS

So you follow up and donate
To fighthiv.org
Give a little bit of get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Get some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
We'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for AIDS

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We're two gooders
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You're a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little AIDS ride
And hope the -- goes well.
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for AIDS

So you follow up and donate
To fighthiv.org
Give a little bit of get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Get some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
We'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for AIDS