Ittai Koko wa, Doko Na N' Da!

Ni-shuukan mo mae ni shuppatsu sureba,
Sasu ga ni ore demo ma ni au hazu datta.
Saotome Ranma,
Kondo koso kisama no nodo-bue wo buchikudaite yaru ze.
Kubi wo aratte 'ro yo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha~.

Tooka-me ni shite ore wa,
Akane-San no sumu kono machi ni tadoritsuita.
Shinkokyuu suru to, Akane-san no kaori ga suru mitai da ze.
Kettou no basho made ippon michi de oyoso gohyaku-meetoru.
Kon'ya wa kono akichi ni tento wo harou.
Ikura ore demo, mou mayou hazu ga nee.
Fu-, konkai wa yoyuu da ze.

Toujitsu no asa, ore wa fushigi na koto ni ki ga tsuita.
Akichi wo ippo deru to, me no mae ni daisougen ga hirogatte iru.
Soshite ore wo mitsumete iru, takusan no ushi ya uma-tachi.
Akane-San no machi ni, itsu kara bokujou ga dekita no darou ka?

"Ittai koko wa, doko na n' da!"

Miyage ni katta Ainu no kibori

Kettou ni okureru koto mikka, tsui ni mokuteki-chi ni toutatsu shita ze.
Fu-, ore ni shite wa hayai hou ka.
Saotome Ranma wa, doko na n' da!