Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?
Stephen, Stephen

He's a handsome man his name is
Stephen
Whoa oh, #1 TV show
Stephen, Stephen

He's a dashing man his name is
Stephen
Whoa oh, he's taking on the status quo

Don't stop believin'
Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin'
Stephen, Stephen

He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress

Don't stop believin'
Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin'
Stephen, Stephen

He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress
He's calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests

Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?