You buy me a beer and drink eight yourself
More make me talk to somebody else
You take me home, well I drive your car
I should have known now that´s where we are

Don't fall asleep when I´m ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck
Don´t you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

The cat won the chase now she wants to kill
The prey had a face what gave her the thrill
She wants to get laid and she don't wanna wait
Well, now it´s on you to set the thing straight

They were in her bed ready to rumble
Well, she was ready but he was humble
It turned pretty sad, he can´t get it up
Well, don´t you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

Men like to drink, to fuck and to tease
Don't chat with girls, if you´ve lost your cookies
You don´t want to be a very bad teaser
Don´t ever puke before kissing either

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

So now here I am to viva la bam
I don't want a lick and I don't give a blow
I want your dick baby I want it now
So, you want to be big or lil´ bow wow?

Don't fall asleep when I´m ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck
Don´t you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don´t you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck