Haven't Got a Thing to Sell
Carmen Miranda - He's not a thinner splendor, no no
He's not an all-commander, oh no
All señoritas would sigh
Whenever he passes by, ay, ay
He hasn't got a thing to sell (3 times)
Andy Russel - No umbrellas, no bananas...
CM - And no bandolins or violins or "pianas"
So if your hear him shout or yell
Or if your hear him ring your bell
He hasn't got a thing to sell
AR - No tomatas, enchiladas...
CM - And no highs or seas or coconuts or batatas
AR - But oh how I can make love?
CM - This sends me up to heavens above
Oh oh you see what I mean?
AR - What you mean?
CM - My heart jumps like a Mexican bean