Tuna Fish Bolero

This town
This town
Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
Sealed Tuna Sandwich
With the wrapper glued
With the wrapper glued!

It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in La Habra
With a blown out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe
Off of Jimmy Carl Black!